here is some stuff i read/recieved/overheard that i found amusing in the past couple of days:
"sometimes the best cowboys turn out to be cowgirls"
"...we also get the worst actors in the world. Like when people are supposed to have blood on their hands they come out with read knit gloves on..."
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"...yeah and my boyfriend had just hooked up with Jerry Garcia..."
"they're called cinna-balls" followed by an erruption of laughter
at the table behind me in the dining hall there was a boy who stayed up for 43 hours when he was 16. during the 43rd hour he decided he wanted to be godzilla. he then started gaining weight. he now weighs 316 pounds. the other people at his table evaluated the situation. they said if he was under the age of ten it would be fine. but at the age of 16 to the present it is unheathly. this is especially true, according to them, because he does not remotely resemble godzilla in anyway.
wow
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