NEWS FLASH!!!
Carol Meyer went snorkeling and got her hair wet. This report is coming to you live from Coco Cay. The Captain of the Sovereign of the Seas made an announcement to all 3000 passengers that Carol Meyer (who never lets a drop of water near her hair) actually went snorkeling and put her hair under water in the process. The truth about Carol looking like a drowned rat was an exageration according to local witnesses. Her husband was sighted and passed out on the beach after Carol got her hair wet. the paramedic revivied him and he told them that in twenty five years of marriage he had never seen his wife with wet hair.
amazing.
after today's calc exam, my whole class went to happy hour. some people drink alcohol.
me, i drink diet mountain dew.
byeness