0026- They should NOT be allowed to serve alcohol on planes.
0037- Dear American West Airlines, I greatly dislike you for putting me on this alternate flight with no window seat and lots of drunk people that keep needing to use the bathroom b/c now I am on the isle in the last row by the toilet. Love, Capt. Jessica P.S. � My Bag better f-ing make it to Cleveland airport or I will do something drastic.
0045- Perpetually drunken people should not be allowed to have cameras or vocal chords for that matter. Oh and the flight attendant reminds me of Karen from Will and Grace.
0100- I arrive at Las Vegas Airport. It has an uncomfortable atmosphere and slot machines everywhere you go, sometimes in the restroom. It is pretty sick.
0135- The people sitting near me keep talking about the 300 lb. cross dresser they saw wearing a sparkly butterfly shirt and how �he did not make a good chick.� They have brought it up about 5 times in a half-hour.
0140- I feel the fashion �no-no� of black shoes with white socks also applies to white shoes and black socks.
0215- Our pilot is a bit too enthusiastic about going to Cleveland. I hope he�s not drunk.
0600- I surprisingly slept for the last 3 hours.
0607- We are circling Cleveland Airport b/c there is no visibility aka pea soup fog. They will bring us to Detroit soon. I will start praying now.
0630- We land!!!!! Shout for joy, to the Lord, all the Earth. Worship the Lord with gladness, come before Him with joyful songs. (psalm 100:1-2)
0645- My suitcase is the first one out of the baggage claim.
0647- Mom is outside to pick me up. She had been circling for 40 minutes too.
0720- We arrive home to Hudson, Ohio. This is Capt. Jessica signing off.
