29 April 2006
9:10 am � Chris calls to say we are going to leave around 11am
10:20 am �Talya calls about snacks for the trip. I vote for cheez-its
10:55 am � Chris calls and asks me about how I feel about hotel prices. This is a bit of a surprise because I thought we already had a hotel reservation.
12:06 pm � Chris and Talya come to pick me up
12:30 pm � Chris is already threatening us with flatulence
12:47 pm � we pass into West Virginia. This involves a pounding on the roof ritual I am un-familiar with. It is fun though.
1:10 pm � Nutters Fork Rd.
1:11 pm � Bucky Run Rd.
1:36 pm � Aime�s PT Cruiser zooms past us with one of the largest hood ornaments I have ever seen, about a foot long with a round head and some sort of weird wings.
1:55 pm � �everybody knows it is a spy station, but they can�t stop the spying so the spies are like �nah nah nah�� � Chris
2:10 pm � another potential spy station is noticed
2:13 pm � �if I was at the gyno, I wouldn�t want to talk while he was looking at my cooter�I mean if I was a girl� � Chris
2:14 pm � I forget whatever I had to say, but it was really important. Oh I remember. It�s not that important� � Chris
2:26 pm � sign says �Racer � We Race!�
2:50 pm � sound effect hour. Conversation following sound effects hour:
Chris � Did you just fart?
Talya � in my mouth
Chris � sick
2:55 pm � Chris � I thing it was like a logging road
Jess � I think it is for the power lines
Chris � You�re power lines!
3:11 pm � we enter into Maryland, more pounding. We are listening to The Horse and His Boy
3:13 pm � Friendsville
3:19 pm � Pigs Ear Road
3:24 pm � We just passed Negro Mountain. This can�t be PC.
3:52 pm � �look at the cannon! KAPOW!� � Chris
3:59 pm � we have stopped at McDonalds to ask for directions to Chick Filet here in Historic Cumberland, Maryland.
4:07 pm � �shit. Shitters. Poop machine.� � Chris
5:02 pm � Chris�s farting begins, windows open.
5:40 pm � we enter into Virginia, more pounding.
5:57 pm � random Asian man in formal wear on the side of the highway.
6:36 pm � we have arrived at our hotel
7:55 pm � after a nice rest and watching the second half of Wayne�s World, we are off for an adventure
8:36 pm � the license plate in front of us says �SPAAKL� with the phrase �I�m animal friendly� and a picture of a cat and dog.
9:28 pm � we have gone to Best Buy and Barnes and Noble. I really want to buy this book, Self-made Man by Nora Vincent, but it is 25 bucks I just don�t have.
9:38 pm � naked Asian man in the hallway of our hotel. Also all of the rooms are non-smoking on this floor and there are signs everywhere, yet it smells like someone has been chain-smoking in the hallway for like a week. Weird.
9:44 pm � we want to check out the pool but it closes at 10pm. Boo.
10:00 pm � we watch some terrible TV movie about Flight 93. I think it is kind of disrespectful to the victims and their families to have such a poorly done film. I hope the film that just came out in the theaters is better.
11:38 pm � BED.
