5:28 am � Myla is throwing up
5:42 am � Myla is gurgling
7:07 am � "Remember! I had that cactus for years but I only watered it like once a year� � KT
7:46 am � KT is annoyed that Myla is standing up
8:05 am � Machel and I are taking Myla on rumpus in a park by a river while KT sleeps in the car. We have sighted a huge pelican as well as 8 or 9 swimmers towing large inflatable objects be hind them such as huge beach balls or rubber duckies
8:55 am � leave Richland, WA now
9:07 am � we were lost for a bit but now we are back on track
9:20 am � KT thinks she is Michigan J Frog
9:23 am � KT informs Myla that men are from Mars and Women are from Venus
9:27 am � �I have to tell you guys that I think I am teething� � KT
9:35 am � As we exit eastern Washington I would like to bring up that the landscape looks like foam.
9:39 am � Welcome to Oregon. We want to fill the rest of the car with things we buy here because there is no sales tax here.
10:14 am � �She�s like a 60 lb furry stinky blanket� � KT
10:18 am � silky pillow sighting on the side of the highway
10:20 am � �I think it is important to note that Oregon looks a little bit like the Badlands, only less bad� � JessM
10:34 am � �We have about 2.5 hrs of Oregon left so enjoy it while it lasts� � Machel
10:42 am � �I�ve been sleeping in my sunglasses and now I have a dent in my head� � KT
10:49 am � Machel and I are starting to play the sign alphabet game now.
11:30 am � Eliza called and we tried not to but we ran over this little animal. This is the first time Machel has ever killed an animal with her car.
12:29 pm � Rest stop for lunch
12:48 pm � �Do you guys ever have this problem where your crotch falls asleep?� � KT
12:49 pm � �I hate it� � KT
12:50 pm � �I think that the next stop I�m going to need to buy a teething ring� � KT
12:54 pm � �I like to pride myself on my good ideas, and I do� � Machel
1:36 pm � Depart from rest stop
2:13 pm � Welcome to Idaho
2:40 pm � �Myla has her face between my bosoms� � KT
2:49 pm � �So this is just like Boise-o-rama here� � Machel
3:01 pm � We found Z, the alphabet sign game is officially closed
3:43 pm � KT has taken over the driving for this leg of the trip
4:07 pm � Both KT and Machel sighed and said �how cute� at the sign for Bliss, Idaho
4:40 pm � �I thought the west was supposed to be beautiful� � Machel
5:11 pm � KT calls the truck that drove past us really fast and shot a rock into our windshield �Speedy MicFlickersons�
5:14 pm � pass the sign for City of Rocks
7:04 pm MST � �It has gotta be something good, we need some afternoon jives� � Machel
7:10 pm � We just passed a wildfire being put out and cleaned up
7:15 pm � The unstable clouds look like a pig and Myla perked up to fart
7:16 pm � Sign reads �You�re in IHOP COUNTRY 18 Restaurants Ahead�
7:22 pm � Idahome Rd
7:24 pm � First tumbleweed sighting of the trip
7:27 pm � Sublett Rd
7:31 pm � Machel: Everything is fun at 75 mph!
KT: Except crashing
7:52 pm � Utah, no welcome sign
8:40 pm � �Utah is a barren and desolate place� � Machel
11:15 pm � We are in our hotel in Salt Lake City, Utah. Our room service dinner was quite good.
11:21 pm � �We should just tape a Glade Plug-In to Myla�s butt� � JessM