9:00 am � KT: I guess I will just go without a comb today.�
Machel: �I might have a comb.�
Jessm falls down laughing.
9:05 am � �Athens�don�t it make your brown eyes blue?� �KT
9:18 am � �Here comes the usher, the old toilet flusher.� �KT
9:48 am � license plate: I XANGO U
10:06 am � �Oh, how I missed the mixed fruit jelly!� �KT (we are at Jack and Benny�s)
10:14 am � �I just poured my coffee down you shirt.� �KT
10:15 am � �I�m a camper.� �Machel
10:50 am � �I�m, like, addicted to sour neon crawlers.� �Machel
11:06 am � �I can swallow these because they�re slender.� �Machel in reference to Excedrin
11:27 am � We passed the truck and trailer for �The Persuaders: Country Gospel Music�
11:30 am � �Get off, slowhead!� �Machel
11:37 am � sign: Captain�s Carwash and Pet Wash
12:42 pm � Arrive in Athens, OH
1:38 pm � �Myla�s a head scratch whore� � Machel
1:51 pm � �That�s a smart dog!� - Random man passing on the street, I think he meant smart as in �golly gee whiz that�s a swell looking dog�
2:17 pm � sign: Welcome to World Breastfeeding Week, KT�s response �Everyone get your babies out and nuzzle them to your breasts� � KT
2:22 pm � Athens Dog Park for Myla�s rumpus
3:02 pm � �Down here is the spot where I splashed a poor Asian girl twice on two separate rainy days� � KT
3:18 pm � �I got boob dirt� � Eliza
3:27 pm � �I think I�m getting the vegetable soup� � KT at Larry�s Dawg House
3:37 pm � We are sitting in the shade under the trees at Eliza�s optometrist next to Union Street next to Larry�s Dawg House
3:46 pm � �I�m turning into a gorilla� � Eliza
3:48 pm � KT: Jess, what�s your bathroom like?
JessM: Big and stupid
KT: Does it have all of the normal features?
JessM: No, it doesn�t have a tub, that�s why it�s stupid
4:37 pm � �I just sort of listen a little bit and make up the rest� � Eliza
4:39 pm � �The black is like �Hey! Those are glasses!�� � KT
4:57 pm � �You look like a Muppet� � Machel to Myla
5:53 pm � My mom called and requested to talk to KT because she wanted to her cute little voice
8:10 pm � For the second time this evening, Eliza has pulled Machel�s head into her bosom in a motherly fashion
8:33 pm � �Actually, EVERYONE�s a geographer; they just don�t even know it!� � JessM
8:40 pm � �Everyone�s gonna have a nice poop� � KT
8:41 pm � JessM spit water out of her nose and mouth twice, both times after trying to say the word storable, which Eliza and Machel both thought she was talking about Kaboodles
8:56 pm � �I hade meatloaf for dinner and it didn�t last very long� � Machel
9:17 pm � Eliza: Jenny, you little ho-bag
Jenny: I am a ho-bag
10:17 pm � We are at Tony�s, the pitcher is glass but the glasses are plastic
10:33 pm � �I mean, we could make a lemonade stand� � KT
10:47 pm � �The vegetarian finally catches up� � JessM
11:02 pm � �Let�s go to the Red Brick because it has such a nice name� � KT
11:04 pm � KT: All this ID showing at the door is throwing me off
Eliza: That�s your credit card
11:24 pm � �Hey, y�all in the Kelly green, what�s going on over there?� � JessM
11:39 pm � �It�s not about the alcohol, it�s about the heart� � Eliza