17 June 2007 � Sunday
10:54 am � Lady Dressed in a white tee-shirt with a large pink flower on it and very long pleated khaki shorts passes us carrying a large lace parasol
11:09 am � Jessm: Yeah I think we might see Wicked or something
Eliza: That would be wicked!
12:05 pm � sighting of a family all riding on Razor Scooters
12:13 pm � �I would wear a mumu all summer long if I could� � Liz (LP�s friend)
12:14 pm � �how do you even spell mumu?� � Jessm, group consensus mumu, but according to wikipedia it is muumuu
12:20 pm � �that looks tasty, what ever they�re eating over there. What is that? A rice krispie? A foam wedge?� � Eliza
12:50 pm � Jessie (LP�s friend): I hope he didn�t go to Rite Aid because it took forever
Liz: Yeah some lady was buying cat food for an army of cats
1:00 pm � �yeah my roommate from college used to sit in drawers and eat sticks of butter� � LP
1:18 pm � LP: You talkin� crazy
Liz: No, were talkin� band aids
3:29 pm � Eliza�s Jubilation
4:37 pm � We pass a store called Shoegasm
4:43 pm � Left Bank Books here in Greenwich Village has a sign that says �Your Mom called, she says your father wants a book and this year he wants a good one�
4:49 pm � �that�s terrible grandpa! That�s terrible!� � Jessie
5:36 pm � �it looks sweet dude; you almost look as cool as me� � Jessm
6:13 pm � �I mean, all my people are pretty cool� � Jessm
6:14 pm � there is a guy filming his friend making out with a hat
6:15 pm � Jessm: What�s that over there?
LP: some if it�s NYU, some of it�s churches, some of its New York
6:28 pm � �last time I was here, I had a UTI, I did! It hurt!� � LP
6:30 pm � �it�s like you have non-fat ice soup� � Eliza
6:32 pm � �whoa man, she is totally ready for America, and that can be hard to do� � LP
6:33 pm � �it�s like bunting; it�s like bunting in a skirt� � Jessm
6:35 pm � �even though I�m down with Asians because they take care of my Dad, they have really small feet.� � LP
6:37 pm � �whoa that person has so many legs� � Jessm
6:59 pm � we just saw a dog that looked exactly like Myla in the face and legs but the back was black on top of the back and then the owner called �Hey Milo� � it is totally Myla�s long lost brother Milo
7:28 pm � �Your ear will look like a cat�s asshole� � LP
9:12 pm � �I say if you have a sandwich and it�s not moldy, you eat it up� � Jessm
18 June 2007 - Monday
11:47 am � Arrive back in Branchville, NJ
1:20 pm � Lunch at the Airport Diner, with Julie and Debbie, Hooray! I have not seen the Sussex County Airport for a long time; it looks exactly the same, which is perfect.
3:50 pm � Brenda gives Cat a shout out, for realz, one of the greatest honors to be bestowed
4:20 pm � �I made that bed, and now you�ve got it full of stuff? Well I guess as long as if it�s not full of women, you can use it� � Brenda
4:29 pm � 5 minute discussion about proper grammar, �the correct way is the polite way� � Brenda
4:45 pm � �I mean if I was going to eat a lot of desserts, Ice Cream is the one you could really pound down�Now banana splits, I never had one and I even like bananas� � Julie
5:20 pm � Debbie reads Don�t Let the Pigeon Drive the Bus out loud to us, words can not really describe this experience.
8:29 pm � �I�m not that adventurous when it comes to cheese� � Julie
10:23 pm � We just hung out with Julie�s friends, one of whom is a German WWII reenacter. Yes, the German Side, �they are not all Nazi�s� is what he says. He has an authentic uniform, gun, his squadron has an authentic tank, and he even has an authentic haircut.
19 June 2007 � Tuesday
5:32 pm � Arrive at home in Hudson, OH, after driving from Branchville, NJ by myself, thank God for Harry Potter audio books. I got see Derek this morning, hooray!
Thanks to Scott, Lauren, Jon, Cindy, Randy, Debbie, Jim, Julie, Derek, T-pole, B-rod, and Eliza for making this an excellent vacation.
This is Captain Jessica Signing Off
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