13 June 2007 � Wednesday
9:47 am � I awake late, I was supposed to leave at 9 am
2:07 pm � Arrive in Athens, Ohio
2:15 pm � The Athens Underground and the Import House Fail me
3:23 pm � 6:33 pm � Braglin Extravaganza � 10 games of Clue, catch that was stopped due to a man almost running us over with his lawn mower, Disney Channel etc
8:11 pm � While dining at Casa Lopez the usual Mexican music is today replaced by Gospel and there is an Amen Song playing for at least 8 minutes
8:46 pm � Luckily PowerAde is 10 for $10 at Kroger, hooray for Arctic Shatter, Killing Me Softly is playing here at Kroger
9:13 pm � Jason has brought me a CD laser cleaner to see if it will help my sad and broken stereo
10:00 pm � The CD cleaner has failed sad times
14 June 2007 � Thursday
3:21 pm � Departing Athens, things accomplished thus far today:
1. oil changed in the Bat Cart
2. new stereo system in the Bat Cart from Class A Sounds, they get an A+
3. B-rod finally gets his passport due to the congressional upgrade to his passport application � we get to go!
4. iced chai from donkey coffee
3:24 pm � Eliza: there is a Tupperware sitting in the middle of the road
Jessm: yeah it�s been scavenged
3:38 pm � we pass a large pickup truck, a Black Ram 3500, �Good thing that truck�s mirror sticks out 2 feet� � Jessm
3:41pm � Eliza: Where did you hear about this music?
Jessm: Guess
Eliza: Fuck face?
Jessm: oh gosh no, she is not cool enough to listen to Tegan and Sara
3:53 pm � Stopped at Speedway for slushies
4:10 pm - �not narcolepsy but that other one where you get sick and pass out all the time from making out with people� mono!� � Jessm
4:33 pm � ballerina sighting
4:51 pm � Eliza: where the fuck are we?
Jessm: licking county
4:53 pm � pass a weird guy on a blue scooter �he looked like he was trying to poop� � Jessm
4:58 pm � Eliza: mmmm�poop
Jessm: yes, it�s delicious
4:59 pm � pass blacklick road
5:06 pm � �smells like bacon�and tobacco� � Eliza
5:42 pm � �let�s take a detour to grandma�s� � T-pole
5:55 pm � �my mom called to tell me that she went to the dentist and I could afford it� � Eliza
5:59 pm � �today at Burger King, T-pole bit into this cheesy-tot and sad �man this is so hot it cant be legal� � B-rod
6:01 pm � pass a billboard � ohiomonsterbucks.com
6:21 pm � Entering Licking County (again?)
6:22pm � Entering Muskingum County
6:47 pm � Jessm amused a truck driver with here dancing to snakes on a plane
6:58 pm � we pass a gray van with large red scorpions on the back windows
7:41 pm � �its contemplative hour with John Mayer� � Jessm
7:43 pm � Jessm: be ready at every time
T-pole: kinda like for when Jesus returns
7:52 pm � �well there were 9 tots in the box so if you had 3, I had 6� � T-pole
8:51 pm � we pass a lady with pink fluffy tiger striped seat and steering wheel covers
8:53 pm � �hey B-rod, I kinda forgot you were here you were so quiet� - T-pole
9:10 pm � �its like a parasite you have to take care of for 18 years� � Eliza
9:12 pm � Eliza: Do you want me to call ODOT?
B-rod: no, don�t call the ODOT
9:18 pm � Pennsylvania Welcomes US
9:19 pm � Bohemian Group, camp for politicians and world leaders
9:20 pm � Sign: Beaver Val Expo
9:30 pm � Everyone says balls
9:32 pm � �B-rod that makes me sad for your 10 year old self� � Eliza
9:59 pm � �just a bunch of shit flying at us, it�s a shit storm� � Eliza
10:06 pm � �I know, you should see the boot!� � T-pole
10:11 pm � Madonna, the Immaculate Collection
10:18 pm � �I hate PA, there are so many blinking lights!� � T-pole
11:07 pm � fizzies and f-bombs (Jessm spilled dew all over the front of the car)
11:17 pm � �look, just because I can�t put my dew in the holder doesn�t mean I�m not ok to drive� � Jessm
11:18 pm � �what are you doing over there? Folding origami?� � Jessm
11:19 pm � �Just think of banana splits and licorice, you�ll be fine? Bullshit that never made anybody feel better� � Jessm
11:40 pm � Jessm: this is the Michael Buble one
Eliza: I don�t know what that is
Jessm: it�s spelled kind of like bubble