15 June 2007 � Friday
12:50 am � Eliza: Do I look like a big blue smurf?
Jessm: no your legs aren�t blue enough
12:51 am � �we love beds� � T-pole
12:53 am � �I don�t know how this works but hopefully we won�t die� � Jessm
12:56 am � �this is Jessica�s car, the land of the free and the home of the Jessica�s always right�
12:59 am � �just open your window and let it rip� � B-rod
1:06 am � �I�m not eating anywhere with the word lube in it� � T-pole
1:18 am � �dude, I�ll say hey with one finger in particular� � Jessm
2:24 am � New Jersey, Eliza is being petty
2:28 am � Buttzville, NJ
2:33 am � �that flag had a kitten on it, it sort of made me think of your mom� � Eliza
3:14 am � Arrive in Branchville, NJ
10:13 am � Conversation about Taylor Ham
10:47 am � �Dude if you did that I�d beat the shit out of you until you killed me� � Jessm
10:50 am � �thanks for finding us such a groovy place to sleep� � B-rod
11:38 am � Eliza: that sun is sure powerful
B-rod: that�s why we harness it for energy!
12:45 pm � We cross into New York on the George Washington Bridge
1:07 pm � man rides by on a tiny bike �he could just fold that up and put it in his pocket� � Jessm
6:17 pm � Scott has escaped from work and is taking us out to a fancy dinner.
8:30 pm � Dinner was hilarious because the owner/hostess only would talk to Scott because he was in a fancy suit.
10:59 pm � �what is that? A nugget pillow? But there�s this flap�� � Jessm
11:01 pm � �I�m laughing at the whole Akon thing, I sang that song perfectly� � Jessm, Akon sing along
11:07 pm � Eliza: which musical are you seeing?
Jessm: the one about spring
Eliza: springalingaling?
11:09 pm � T-pole: dude he left a sour fart pocket in the bed and he thought he could hide it!
B-rod: it would have worked too, if you hadn�t broken my cocoon!
Jessm & T-pole: No, you gotta let it out!
11:10 pm � Jessm: I feel like were in health class and we got those lumpy boobs to feel
T-pole: they gave you lumpy boobs to feel?
11:11 pm � T-pole: I hate this comforter, I feel like I�m covered in tumors
Eliza: remember tumor dog?
16 June 2007 � Saturday
3:36 pm � �it stinks; it even smells bad in my mind� � LP
3:52 pm � �it�s all about strategy when it comes to UNO second place� � LP
3:59 pm � I�m not sure I have ever seen the word dimwits written out before until I read the cable guide description of Saving Silverman
6:38 pm � we are at blockheads for dinner. I can tell it�s cool because there is a sock puppet on the menu cover.
9:09 pm � �Not that I want to name my kids Galactica or anything� � LP
