9:31 AM – Tiny Asian woman sweeping maple helicopter seeds into piles with a tiny broom on the sidewalk

10:02 AM – “I just need to go put my dyke hair on and we can go” – Machel

10:12 AM – Machel: I need to wash my car
jessm: it just looks like a freshly picked eggplant

10:36 AM – Swedish American Museum next right

12:04 PM – “I was going to find us a spot to walk around like at pipesandstuff.com” – Lauren P

1:21 PM – “I feel like we have had enough time for listening, now it is time for singing” – jessm

2:07 PM – “I wish I suddenly had the urge to bite my own legs” – Gwen

2:33 PM – good bye Chicago

Eastern Standard Time

5:30 PM - I just passed the sign for the RV-Motor Home Hall of Fame, Museum, & Library again

6:02 PM – Thank God for Manhattan Transfer

6:20 PM – I am listening to the Jessica Meyer Mix from 2002, it is completely hilarious.

7:33 PM – lyrics “make them hear you”

7:41 PM – turkey vulture convention

8:35 PM – FUCHs Truck Company

9:14 PM – HOME

This is Captain Jessica Signing Off

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