Eastern Standard Time

13:21 � �We just keep getting lost on the Eastern Sea Board!� � KT

13:28 � �Oh yeah, jam on�� � LP

13:31 � �Foshizzle my doggie fizzle nizzle� � LP

13:32 � Hollywood: Do you know what a pizzle is? It�s a cow penis
LP: Dogs like to eat cow penis?

13:33 � KT � ROOAAAR!

13:46 � Van dance party induced by this coming on the radio:

14:10 � JessM is sad to find Grapples exist. Grapple crunches like an apple but tastes like a grape?

16:16 � �Sweetie you look kind of sexy driving a mini-van� � KT to Hollywood

16:25 � �When I was 6, I didn�t know what it meant to f someone but I knew I wanted to f the new kids on the block� � LP

16:33 � �Yeah what straight guy is like yeah �she is mocha�

17:29 � �They definitely wouldn�t want this at Jumba Juice� � LP

17:38 � KT: what else is cuckoo?
Mom: Putting a dress on a cat

17:39 � �No one can argue with what I said!� � Mom

17:45 � �what else is kookaburra?� � KT

17:46 � �I don�t like moldy food either� � KT

17:47 � �That�s not funny, that�s normal!� � KT

19:20 � �We don�t want a big juicy gusher� � CW

19:29 � �Ut-oh we got a big juicy gusher right here!� � KT

19:32 � �Last night I did something to my thumbs� � LP

20:03 � �You have to manipulate the shrimp in your mouth� � Dad

20:13 � �I like to be fed�by children� � Mr. J

1 January 2011

00:18 � KT: What is the safe word? Buckeye?
Hollywood: Blue jay
KT: B.J.??
Hollywood: No blue jay, Blue jay!
JessM: And the safe word is blow job

00:34 � �Hold on, I need to calm down� � Laura

00:45 � �Oh my God! My eye is stuck shut!!!� - Laura

This is Captain Jessica Signing Off!