00:43 � �I look at the rusty nails and the wood shakin� and breakin� and I think �you�re all gonna die� � KT

00:59 � ��cause Shamu is the original mu� - Cat

01:49 � �Fuck that cat. That cat threw up in my underwear� � Kristin

01:52 � �It is why I am preparing for Kitty�s end of life� � KT

12:54 � Steve: Don�t worry, we have arms
Kristin: Not for long with my lead based make-up

14:12 � �That was like the ramen noodles of poop� � Steve

14:14 � KT: The owner before us was deaf
Cat: Oh is that why there was a siren? That�s helpful for the blind.
KT: Deaf
Cat: Whatever

14:30 � �Is there a modest bone in your stupid slutty body?� � Kristin

15:30 � We are watching Kittens Inspired By Kittens for the second time

21:02 � Cat makes some fake fart noises
JessM: are you just going to keep making those noises so I don�t know when you poop your pants until I smell it?

21:04 � Cat: Where do we go?
JessM: Oh look (pointing)
Cat: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
JessM: Sorry I was just pointing at that sign

21:05 � Cat: Oh look, Tiffany's
JessM: Oh yes, Truckers Welcome! Hottest Dancers!

22:09 � Hudson, Ohio

This is Captain Jessica Signing Off!