Eastern Standard Time
11:20 � Cat: I will be there in 30
JessM: Cool! Now I will have time to dry my shorts!
12:00 � And we�re off
12:39 � Steve called us �Funwagon 2011�
12:45 � Cat: So you�re making tortillas
JessM: Well it took me 3.5 to 4 hours to make them in Macedonia, so maybe we should just buy them, or maybe I can just make one for Sarah
Cat: How long will that take?
JessM: Maybe like an hour
Cat: An hour?
JessM: Yeah it will be really big
Cat: Here�s a giant tortilla Sarah, you can wrap yourself in it!
JessM: But it�s not Adam�s birthday
12:47 � �Oh we can go to the Civil War battle sites!� � Cat
13:15 � �Cranberry Township huh?� � Cat
14:22 � Cat: I can�t wait for our first Roy Rogers experience. We�re probably totally going to get food poisoning
JessM: Yeah KT�s going to love us. She is going to be like �Where are you guys?� and we�ll be like �we had to stop and get some depends�
14:24 � As we pass a hazardous waste sign
Cat: Oh! Do we have any of those?
JessM: Well, we haven�t eaten at Roy Rogers yet
14:59 � That was one of the craziest rest stops ever. We were not brave enough to eat at Roy Rogers. We saw this man get out of the limo�s driver seat and open the trunk and I took this photo while we driving away. He posed for me, putting the cigarette in his mouth
16:09 � JessM: When Side Dishes Become an Entr�e: A Story About Beans
Cat: By Katie Myer Circa 2002
16:12 � �I feel like with roast beef it�s either really good or really bad. There is no middle of the road with roast beef� - JessM
16:36 � �And if we have an RV it will be much easier for us to change into our historical re-enactment costumes� � JessM
16:50 � I really like the billboards for the The Elephant and Castle Pub and Restaurant
17:15 � Jessica does a chicken impression with clucks
17:16 � Cat: We are in Gettysburg, we are here with the battle field
JessM: yeah look there�s a battlefield
Cat: That�s not a battlefield, those are titties
JessM: That�s a kind of battlefield
17:17 � Cat: Baltimore 50 Miles!
Cat and JessM: WHOOOHOOO!
17:34 � Maryland: The Old Line State
18:07 � JessM: I feel like that looks more like a grain elevator than a High School
Cat: Yeah, I thought it was a factory
18:39 � �What do you mean they don�t like our people here?� JessM pointing out two lesbians getting into an SUV with a bike rack on the back
20:03 � �This smells so beefy, I love it� � Kristin
20:19 � Cat: We need to find a lighter, but I don�t think we have one
KT: Oh wait! Candle! �(Pause)� How do you light a candle?
20:52 � Steve: You�ll just have to cut the fabric sir
Kristin: It�s called a baby tee
20:53 � �This is them pushing each other across the border� � Steve
20:56 � �That�s NOT a milestone� � Kristin
21:11 � �Take everything out of your pockets and I�m going to use tongs like a washer women� � KT
21:40 � �We�re from the Midwest, if we pay for something we want to see the whole thing� - Steve
22:00 � Adam: What are you doing? What is this shirt?
Steve: It�s called a tank top
22:02 � �Hidden Swiggle: The Jessica Meyer Story� � Steve
22:09 � �Katie brought Pumpkin Pies from her PUMPKIN PIE REFRIDGERATOR!!!� � Steve
22:11 � Steve sings �Katie�s got plates and that�s why I call her Platey Meyer�
22:12 � Kristin: I�m a women!
Steve: She just had her period!
22:22 � Kristin: It was a hot mess
Adam: Yes! I dictated something in the book!
22:24 � �So far your memory track record is shit� � Steve
22:26 � Adam: Wait! You�ll ruin the hot dog!
Steve: Uh, it�s in a bun! That�s where they go!
22:32 � Kristin: You know, Robin Hood: Prince of Tides!
Steve: That�s different, Prince of Tides is a movie about how Barbra Streisand finally gets fucked
22:34 � �B-T-Dubs, if anyone wants to eat this chicken we have knives� � KT
22:46 � �I feel like I have lungs of jello� � Kristin
22:47 � �Right, now I love how you are everyone�s favorite grandpa!� � Steve to Adam
22:49 � �One day my mom will be an ice cream cone on a bicycle� � Steve
23:21 � �I almost fell down the stairs just to make fun of youo� � Kristin
23:43 � Adam: Hey He likes meat!
Katie: I know�but I actually don�t know why I know
23:51 � �Your mom is like the Tom of MySpace for Facebook� � Steve
23:53 � �Girls who skate board are hats� � Steve
23:56 � �Are you guys talking about aquatic nanobytes?� � JessM
23:58 � �Scott is an aquatic nanobyte� � Steve
