"Another good thing is that I could train my anus to talk when I farted. If I wanted to be extremely hilarious, I�d train it to say, �Wasn�t me!� every time I made an incredibly bad fart. And if I ever made an incredibly bad fart in the Hall of Mirrors, which is in Versailles, which is outside of Paris, which is in France, obviously, my anus would say, �Ce n��tais pas moi!� " pg. 1 of Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close by Jonathan Safran Foer