09:43 � �And these were only 88 cents! Thank�s China!� � JessM

09:46 � KT � Hyvee
JessM � That�s how we know we are in Iowa: The Hawkeye State
KT � Yes, that and all the Iowa licence plates

10:12 � 1900 miles down

10:19 � Kum & Go

10:21 � KT has finally learned the word turbine

11:12 � JessM keeps getting calls for Shaquiqua on her cell phone. She would like to state that she is not Shaquiqua and please stop calling her.

11:31 � 2000 miles down

14:17 � Illinois: The Prairie State

15:11 � �Illinois is a bunch of crazy motherfuckers� � KT

15:13 � �Somebody kill me. If I�m dead we don�t have to drive anymore� � KT

15:17 � �Yeah, snow is cold Carole King. Thanks a lot�

15:38 � �let�s see how these cocksuckers drive� � KT

17:20 � �I was trying to think of the old fashioned word for phone and then I thought yeah get the secretary of transportation on the horn!� � KT

17:21 � �Tomorrow was supposed to be our easiest day and now we are getting raped by snow� � JessM

19:31 � �It�s finally time for my meat platter� � KT for Oslo the dog

19:47 � �I always wanted to try on football pads to see if they would really protect me� � KT

19:49 � Brig: It�s my pee funnel
JessM: I was researching those the other day
Brig: I found the best, GoGirl
JessM: That was my top pick too!

19:59 � JessM: It was a present from Jesus
KT: Yeah!
Machel: Jesus isn�t a Vikings fan
JessM: Jesus is a fan of underdogs
Machel: But Jesus isn�t a fan of sexting

20:09 � JessM: I�m refusing point blank to have a fantasy football team
Machel: Why?
JessM: Because I am a ridiculous person
KT: You can name your own team
JessM: I don�t really care about that
Machel: You can create your own helmet!
JessM: Ooooh, I would like that!

20:12 � JessM: I am trying to learn to speak Klingon
Machel: Why? So you can speak it at the bars?
JessM: Because then I can make a Klingon to Elvish dictionary!
Machel: Do you speak Elvish?
JessM: I can write it but I can�t really speak it

21:11 � �It looks like they are looking at a retarded baby� � KT