ok so in the bathroom in the right hand sink, there is what appears to be a bloody and rotton tooth stuck in one of the drain holes. i am not all about throwing up, so i did not investigate further than a few looks. no close ups and no touching. house cleaning can not come swiftly enough.

my message for the owner of this toothy monstrosity:

put it under your pillow and get a quarter so the rest of us don't have to gag when we brush our teeth or wash our hands.

love,

jessica

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