8:42 am � JessM: Yo, what�s up?
KT: oh nothing, Jessica�s just an ol�pudding
8:49 am � The tea pot catches on fire
8:54 am � �Well slap my ass and call me a June Bug� � KT
9:03 am � �Guys, too much canola� � KT in a whiney voice
9:06 am � KT: I can�t keep track of everyone�s babies
JessM: Yeah, what do I look like? A world population counter!?!?

Captain�s Note: There was an entry in the log 9:47 am that read �there�s a piece of bacon� but I don�t know why but I also thought you should know

10:40 am � �Lumpus! That�s me calling my purse� � KT
11:09 am � �Shitkins� � KT
11:10 am � �I don�t think she�ll do anything when I�m not there, she�s too depressed� � Machel
11:11 am � �My mom�s farm isn�t the whole town� � Machel
11:12 am � �These shoes need a stretch� � KT
11:13 am � Colesburg, IA: Gateway to the Beautiful Hill Country, Population: 412
11:14 am � Machel: Is there an Indigo Girls stamp of approval because if there is, I want it tattooed on my forehead
KT: You don�t want it tattooed on your forehead because it�s a vagina
11:30 am � �Sometimes I forget that my eyes are blue� � KT
1:56 pm � �Remember the day we were cleaning out the underwear drawer and you found that dead mouse?� � Machel�s mom
2:16 pm � �Oh Michele! You love El Fudges! I never knew! That�s so cute!� � KT
2:30 pm � Machel smelled numerous dish soaps before deciding on "Fresh Rapids�
2:47 pm � The Hy-Vee Store brand of Mountain Dew is called Heee Haw
3:46 pm � �Don�t catch cat scratch fever. It�s real!� � Machel
3:49 pm � �I�m gonna have a Pitterpat. Moomoo and Pitterpoo.� � KT
3:51 pm � �I feel like a video camera.� � KT
3:57 pm � KT: Watch your key band.
Machel: I�m sorry I thought you were a video camera.
5:10 pm � HUB Tavern
5:17 pm � All of the men here say that you are not a real man unless you don�t read the directions.
5:27 pm � All of the regulars here are helping to remove the old air conditioning. Seven men and three women are helping.
5:41 pm � Back to the cottage.
6:39 pm � Cream cheese mints rock.
8:01 pm � �Look at all the scary meat juice.� � KT
8:06 pm � �I can�t wait to go home to Hudson where I have little screwdrivers.� � KT
8:41 pm � �She treed a cat.� Machel, in reference to Myla
11:56 pm � We just spent two and a half hours looking at Machel�s baby to high school pictures.