Saturday 14 June 2008
3:18 PM –“you could be my wet nurse” - a random lady who said to her friend of a seemingly similar age of late twenties
4:22 PM – I made a note to do an internet search for http://www.ilovemountains.org/ and earthmomma. I couldn’t find anything about earthmomma but as I suspected http://www.ilovemountains.org/ is all about stopping mountaintop removal mining. Hooray!
5:33 PM – “Cat Power is still crazy even though she is sober” - Machel
6:03 PM – Utilikilt sighting “you would look awesome in a utilikilt” – Machel to jessm
6:13 PM – we are at Ben Folds. There is a girl in an ugly sundress who according to her friend “has Tourettes” who just said the following “Did you see that girl with the see-through underwear?!?! She was wearing fishnet tights and see-through underwear and it was HOT!!!!”
6:55 PM – there is a dude wearing a giant black tutu here at Iron & Wine
9:00 PM – Neighbors have presumably been smoking weed all evening. They intermittently yell “can I get a HOO-RAH” to incite enthusiasm from the other tents
9:05 PM – of these noisy neighbors, Mike just named all the stuff he had in the last hour: 3 single ecstasies, 2 shots of triple sec, “a lot” of those chocolate mushrooms, and 4 “gel tabs”
Reactions:
jessm: That stuff fucks you up, I saw that Dawson’s Creek episode
Machel: yeah I saw that Six Feet Under episode
9:20 PM – Machel: I just burped and farted at the same time
jessm: Praise Jesus
11:40 PM – “My hair needs a stretch” – Machel
Sunday 15 June 2008
1:14 AM – music note beret sighting
3:00 AM – the Sigur Rós concert was awesome
3:33 PM – we rode the ferris wheel, it was fun, though I have been injured, the gash in my leg is bleeding, don’t worry I have my first aid kit out to clean it all up.
5:00 PM – Aimee Mann has the best audience of any show so far. And she is tres magnific! Note: buy her new album pronto
6:05 PM – Machel: I need to call my friend Rochelle
jessm: you mean like the musical starring Barbra Streisand Rochelle, Rochelle? You know the weirdest people.
Machel: what? Rochelle? I’ve known a number of Rochelle’s in my life
Captian’s Note: Ha! Rochelle, Rochelle is a fictional musical from the television show Seinfeld. And it actually starred Bette Midler not Barbra Streisand! Hilarious!
6:06 PM – “I even know a Rachelle, with an A” – Machel
6:15 PM – “It’s hard to blow a strawberry into your own knee” lots of giggling “oh it’s called a raspberry! What’s a strawberry?” – Machel
6:16 PM – “why is it called a raspberry anyway?” – Machel
7:56 PM – we have started driving out of here
7:57 PM – “Eww! I just had an eye boogar that was even grosser than a real boogar” - Alyssa
8:01 PM – a dude in a wheel chair has grabbed onto the car’s spoiler and is riding along behind us
8:13 PM – “God my boobies feel so good! PHEW!” – Alyssa
8:40 PM – we are out!
8:46 PM – we are a BP bathroom, thank GOD for indoor plumbing!
Machel: I look haggard!
jessm: (hysterical laughing) stop! stop! you are going to make me fall off the toilet!
Monday 16 June 2008
EASTERN STANDARD TIME
1:00 AM – shower!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
9:10 AM – time to check out of Motel 6 here in Louisville, KY
9:12 AM – so Alyssa and Machel have driven away but now my car won’t start
9:33 AM – I call Machel to complain about this
10:34 AM – AAA is on the way!
11:30 AM – The AAA dude installed a brand new battery! Hooray!
1:14 PM - Big Bone Lick State Park
5:00 PM – HOME!
This is Captain Jessica signing off!
