Saturday 14 June 2008
3:18 PM ��you could be my wet nurse� - a random lady who said to her friend of a seemingly similar age of late twenties
4:22 PM � I made a note to do an internet search for http://www.ilovemountains.org/ and earthmomma. I couldn�t find anything about earthmomma but as I suspected http://www.ilovemountains.org/ is all about stopping mountaintop removal mining. Hooray!
5:33 PM � �Cat Power is still crazy even though she is sober� - Machel
6:03 PM � Utilikilt sighting �you would look awesome in a utilikilt� � Machel to jessm
6:13 PM � we are at Ben Folds. There is a girl in an ugly sundress who according to her friend �has Tourettes� who just said the following �Did you see that girl with the see-through underwear?!?! She was wearing fishnet tights and see-through underwear and it was HOT!!!!�
6:55 PM � there is a dude wearing a giant black tutu here at Iron & Wine
9:00 PM � Neighbors have presumably been smoking weed all evening. They intermittently yell �can I get a HOO-RAH� to incite enthusiasm from the other tents
9:05 PM � of these noisy neighbors, Mike just named all the stuff he had in the last hour: 3 single ecstasies, 2 shots of triple sec, �a lot� of those chocolate mushrooms, and 4 �gel tabs�
Reactions:
jessm: That stuff fucks you up, I saw that Dawson�s Creek episode
Machel: yeah I saw that Six Feet Under episode
9:20 PM � Machel: I just burped and farted at the same time
jessm: Praise Jesus
11:40 PM � �My hair needs a stretch� � Machel
Sunday 15 June 2008
1:14 AM � music note beret sighting
3:00 AM � the Sigur R�s concert was awesome
3:33 PM � we rode the ferris wheel, it was fun, though I have been injured, the gash in my leg is bleeding, don�t worry I have my first aid kit out to clean it all up.
5:00 PM � Aimee Mann has the best audience of any show so far. And she is tres magnific! Note: buy her new album pronto
6:05 PM � Machel: I need to call my friend Rochelle
jessm: you mean like the musical starring Barbra Streisand Rochelle, Rochelle? You know the weirdest people.
Machel: what? Rochelle? I�ve known a number of Rochelle�s in my life
Captian�s Note: Ha! Rochelle, Rochelle is a fictional musical from the television show Seinfeld. And it actually starred Bette Midler not Barbra Streisand! Hilarious!
6:06 PM � �I even know a Rachelle, with an A� � Machel
6:15 PM � �It�s hard to blow a strawberry into your own knee� lots of giggling �oh it�s called a raspberry! What�s a strawberry?� � Machel
6:16 PM � �why is it called a raspberry anyway?� � Machel
7:56 PM � we have started driving out of here
7:57 PM � �Eww! I just had an eye boogar that was even grosser than a real boogar� - Alyssa
8:01 PM � a dude in a wheel chair has grabbed onto the car�s spoiler and is riding along behind us
8:13 PM � �God my boobies feel so good! PHEW!� � Alyssa
8:40 PM � we are out!
8:46 PM � we are a BP bathroom, thank GOD for indoor plumbing!
Machel: I look haggard!
jessm: (hysterical laughing) stop! stop! you are going to make me fall off the toilet!
Monday 16 June 2008
EASTERN STANDARD TIME
1:00 AM � shower!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
9:10 AM � time to check out of Motel 6 here in Louisville, KY
9:12 AM � so Alyssa and Machel have driven away but now my car won�t start
9:33 AM � I call Machel to complain about this
10:34 AM � AAA is on the way!
11:30 AM � The AAA dude installed a brand new battery! Hooray!
1:14 PM - Big Bone Lick State Park
5:00 PM � HOME!
This is Captain Jessica signing off!
