09:37 � �That SUV has reindeer horns on it! Why didn�t we decorate our car for Christmas?� � KT

09:51 � Indiana: The Hoosier State

Eastern Standard Time

13:04 � �Whoa handi-tram, stay in your own lane!� � JessM

13:05 � 2500 miles down

13:26 � Ohio: The Buckeye State

15:40 � �Today has been a Shaquiqua free call day� � JessM

15:55 � �Cuyahoga County Bitches� � JessM

16:04 � �I sort of feel like I have to vomit now. Maybe my pee is comin� out as vomit� � KT

16:09 � JessM (yelling): We�ll be home for Christmas!!
KT: Don�t make me loud noises �cause I might pee
JessM sprays the dashboard with Diet Mountain Dew

16:22 � HUDSON, OHIO

This is Captain Jessica signing off!